An organized, smoothly-run household seeking:
PAINTER
CUPCAKE BAKER
MONKEY SOCK MATCHER
DECORATOR
BLUE TAPE REMOVER
(or pedicure-ist...look at those toes!)
CHILD CARE: HIDE AND SEEKER
Applicant need not posses all these skills to apply. Must pass a physical fitness test: double-time down the stairs to reach the oven before the cupcakes overcook; climb up and down the step-ladder multiple times and maintain balance; toss the 32 pound toddler from bed to bed to avoid wet paint; quickly grab the toddler before she reaches the paint brush, roller, or pan; scoop and fill cupcake liners to get in the oven before the paint roller gets dry; double-time back up the stairs, triple it if you forgot to take the toddler down with you; work fast on any damage done upstairs involving the 2-year-old and the paint.
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